And they lived Happily Ever After... so the fairy tale ends, but Cinderella was finding that life wasn't quite the way it had seemed when her handsome Prince had swept her off her feet into the technicolour sunset. Oh no, once they were in the carriage the Prince had withdrawn into funk and was refusing to consummate the marriage made in heaven. Cinderella had tried a few tentative attempts at intimacy and been rejected firmly.
This was not the Prince she had met, full of loving words and saucy innuendo (this part is usually left out of the children's books). She felt humiliated and sad, but Cinderella was nobody's fool and she decided to find out what was wrong and discover a cure - when you live in a fairytale, there are always wise old women on hand to help out in a crisis.
She set off to the hag on the hill and asked if she could look in to her crystal ball and see the mysterious problem that was beleaguering the Prince. The old hag looked her up and down. "I don't need my crystal ball, dear," she croaked. "He's a prince, he's just got married and has now taken on the responsibilities of governing a nation... do you think he may be feeling a little pressured by all the responsibility?"
"Well, now you mention it, he did get a little persnickety when I asked if I could help - perhaps I made him feel a bit inadequate," for Cinderella was a rather clever girl and not unaware of how some men felt when confronted with a beautiful woman who is also smart.
"Hmmm" said the hag, "Chrystal ball indeed, the young just need to stop and think for a second before rushing off and taking up the time of us honest professionals," she said stroking her wart (a professional requirement that she had spent many years cultivating).
"I suppose you want me to magic up cure now?"
"Actually, yes," admitted Cinderella. Why not?
And out of her capacious hat thewitch pulled a package of Generic Viagra (she was nothing if not a kind witch) and then a package of Generic Cialis. She smiled knowingly, "Sometimes magic is just not enough, but Generic Viagra will do you just as well. Or Generic Cialis, if you prefer a longer-lasting solution to erectile dysfunction caused by stress."
Cinderella snatched up her drugs and kissed the witch. She ran off to the palace to greet her Prince and to help him through his difficult period of adjustment with a gift of Generic Viagra.
He was sceptical but agreed to try them and finally Cinderella was rewarded with her happily ever after, and after, and after, and after, and after, and after...
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